Nick Lachey is unable to marry, due to lack of cash?

Is this at all possible? Well, we know it is. Most famous people aren’t that intelligent. So this should come as no shock to you: Nick Lachey is unable to marry, due to lack of funds!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are deeply in love. Insider state that the two have plans for marriage but have insufficient funding for the wedding of their choice. Nick expected his new song called “Coming Up For Air” to pay off, but putting the release on hold, foiled the plans of our economical mastermind. Seeing that this release was put on hold indefinitely, Nick could be in for a long wait. Way to go Nick, putting all your eggs into one basket. Where did the previously earned cash go anyway?

But there’s more. Vanessa in an equally brilliant move, decided to pursue acting and quit her position with MTV. By now it’s painfully clear that it hasn’t worked out quite the way she planned, as she has never been seen in any parts at all. The only parts we did get to see were her sun tanning parts, on the many holidays she took with Nick. Holidays neither had the cash for, but they went anyway.

An inside source claims: "Now they finally decided to be together for all eternity, but the lack of cash coming in foils their plans for having the wedding of their dreams. How very frustrating. Nick wants to provide Vanessa with her dream wedding, but both have no real money flowing in to spend on it".

For some reason we do not sympathize with the two geniuses.

Well here’s a solution for Nick and his bride to be...Have a smaller wedding, come on, if you can’t afford what you want do the next best thing. Well that’s what the rest of us would do. Why spend all that money on an extravagant wedding. Come on guys love does not call upon us to be stupid.

More work related news, I have finally finished all the copy for the vaser liposuction webpage. I am a little conflicted how I feel about this one, any observations or judgements are encouraged