Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Kate Bosworth nipple slip


Kate Bosworth was spotted leaning over some person's baby with her nipple possibly showing. Nobody was able to tell for sure, but than again, the existence of the actual boob, where the nipple would be located, is doubtful! I mean the woman is wearing a sleeveless top, that should be tight and when she leans, there is so much space between her and the top, that you can stick a log through there! There are only two types of women in this world: there are the ones with big boobs, highly appreciated in society, and the ones with no boobs who always get made fun of! And, sadly, Kate, you are being laughed at! The fact that you were unable to develop big boobs, and still became famous, will be severally punished! As up to this point, for the rest of the time people will know your name, everybody will be laughing at you for having such small boobs! And such small nipples! And you can’t even get a good nipple slip with what you got!


The submitter of this article is Brigit Flinders, she regularly contributes to Fruity Beauty Blog and Pet Haven. Brigit is fast becoming an authority on oak tables. Read her blog here.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Anastacia looks pretty good in a bikini


Anastacia was spotted in Mauritius Lounging around in her bikini. Now, Anastacia isn’t very famous, she has few music videos and the style she uses doesn’t appeal to the majority. But the important thing is that she has big boobs and she exposes them well in a bikini. That’s why paparazzi take pictures of her, and that is why I’m writing this article! It doesn’t take much to get attention, otherwise nobody would have heard about Anastacia unless maybe she came up with a cure for cancer! But that would be an ideal world where Paris Hilton would like to keep a low profile, Lindsay Lohan would be an Amish virgin and Britney Spears would be introduced to birth control! Yet, nothing is fair and thus the fact that Anastacia gets pictures taken of her in a bikini is very interesting! The world is coming to an end and I honestly can’t wait!


This post was submitted by Samuel Webb. Samuel is also one of the three orginal writer on Search engine musings and has started to become a authority on equine insurance.